May 2012
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disabled afganistan veteran returns home on a motorized wheelchair after losing both his legs to IEDs. the wheelchair flips over on a shitty-made curb and the soldier faceplants into the ground. the camera keeps focusing on him, he can be seen crying and moaning low. the audience goes wild screaming EPIC FAIL LMAO. hearing the commotion his wife steps outside on the porch, except with a buck...
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This one’s sorta old.
My Very First Kiss
she drove a big old lincoln with suicide doors nd a sewing machine in the back and a light bulb that looked like an alligator egg was mounted up front on the hood and she had an easter bonnet that had been signed by tennessee ernie ford and she always had saw dust in her hair and she cut two holes in the back of her dress and she had these scapular wings that were covered with feathers and...
Twenty Five Years of Solitude
[PROLOGUE] [CURTAIN] [ENTER VIOLETA WOLAND] VIOLETA is tracked by a spotlight on an otherwise pitch black stage VIOLETA: Ladies and gentlemen! The Green Goose Theatre Troupe is pleased to present our finest literary masterpiece as of yet: Twenty Five Years of Solitude. A play in three acts. A touching tale, full of romance and action. Of drama and comedy! And even something for the parents when...